Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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the ability to hear yourself think

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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the power to become demented

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!