The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to live.

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To pee standing up.

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open up pickles glass

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the power to make music for deaf people

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to see through air

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to die at will

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!