The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to run in an endless circle

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to speak with death people..

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!