the power of being republican

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The ability to understand women!!

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!