To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to revive Hitler.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to create pointless superpowers at will.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the power to die at will

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to see into the present

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!