the power to become demented

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to die

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!