The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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the ability to burn in hell

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!