The power to control hummingbirds.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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power to see through glass doors

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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the power to change people socks on command

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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Endless falling....

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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Ladder hands.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!