Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to have no powers.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to see through glass

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!