The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to police irony

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The ability to smell with your hands

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to get thumbs down.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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the power to get married

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!