The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to RickRoll yourself.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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the ability to steal oxygen

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!