ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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the power to have no powers.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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the power to animate condiments

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to fly when in something flying

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!