The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to procrast ....

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the power to go on this website

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!