The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to pee ants.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The ability to Hi

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to be your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!