The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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the ability to burn in hell

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!