the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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the ability to burn in hell

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!