The power to break bones at will.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The ability to fart pee.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to eat your poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!