The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to swim on land.

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the power to attract bullets.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to not have a superpower

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Stop clapping

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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mint berry crunch

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To call me maybe

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!