to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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the power to eat waffles

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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hey

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the power to hate nature

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!