The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to have no power

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to not care.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!