The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power of love

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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Projectile Perspiration: The ability to perspire on other people, up to 2 meters away.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the power to have no one read this post

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!