The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to not do it.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!