The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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the power to fail any test you want

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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the power to turn a dollar into four quarters

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to have no power.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!