The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The ability to read braile.

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the power to fit through a vagina

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to have children at will.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!