The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to only drink liquids

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power think five times slower.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!