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The power to speak to toasters

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The ability to float for half a second

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!