the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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Just because you do not see and advert here, it does not mean it is not here... Moral: Dudu duduh dudududun... ALWAYS MORAL-COLA! (aka Moke in the brits) NOW IN LIGHT AND SUPERFAT EDITIONS! Order now for the special I am fagneto edition! TASTE THE FAGNETIC! Because if gay is your way, todays morals, support this way! Lesbian-Coke is out of stock, but pre-order now and receive a moral man offer: "the lesbian drunk party invite international live!" *porn music* Hurry up! Only 2 Billion tickets left! No wait... just 50 left!... no wait... 40... no 30... 29... you better hurry ladies! As much *free* booze you can drink! *The booze Is free, the entrance is free, but the payment to get out of the building depends on how much you drink, non payers will be graped and their sex pictures will be sold on the internet* *All lesbian sex pictures will be sold on the internet, grape is not allowed! Surprise sexy time is allowed though!* Moral-Cola!

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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teleport to the place where you stand

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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To never remember what the word if means

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!