The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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Guys, it's over.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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Farting at will

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to nit propely

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!