The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!