The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!