The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to die at will.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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Have sex but not feel it

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!