The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!