The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to have children at will.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to poo.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!