The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The ability to breath under lava

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power of fart helium

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!