The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to pee backwards.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to not be funny

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!