The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to read your own mind

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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Nipple Radar.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!