The power to transform into baby food.

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The power to slow down wet paint's drying speed.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The ability to turn invisible when no ones looking.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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Meatvision.

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The power to keep up in Jepordy.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!