the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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the power to convince yourself that you're super

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The ability to shoot acorns from your nipples

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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The power to die

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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the ability to spin and never feel dizzy

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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the power to fail

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The power to not get killed by noob tubes.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!