The power to speak in hieroglyphs.

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The ability to speak braille.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to have no power

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to see all things visible

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The ability to fly for one second by bending then extending your legs quickly.

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32% Levitation.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!