The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to pee from your eyes

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to have an incredibly big erection. But only if your mom's in front of you.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!