The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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the power to be right in an argument with your girlfriend. -tom hall

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The ability to remain entertained at the DMV

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The power to see through air

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the powre to spel

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!