to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to have a power.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to look TV

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to shit delicious food.

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The power to write about power.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to walk on two legs

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!