The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to fart tear gas

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!