when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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the power to be powerless

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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the power to die....

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to jump faster.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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the power to.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................waste your time

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the power to see through glass

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!