x-ray vision so strong that everything becomes invisible

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The power to eat your poop

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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Taekwondo

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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Backwards speak to power the.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!