the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the power to see the present.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to see through water.

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hello

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the power to rule North Korea

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!