understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power drown in water

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The ability to uncontrollably generate money, but only when your about to get mugged.

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The power to read dead people's minds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!