MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!