The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors.

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

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The power to have an incredibly big erection. But only if your mom's in front of you.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!