The power to fill in ___ blank

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the power to sleep during day

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!