The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the ability to cause people within 20 feet of you to try to imitate the sound of a balloon deflating

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to die at will

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!