The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to extend the length of commercial when your going to the bathroom

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to take away your power.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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the power to see through glass

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!