The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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The power to have a V8

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!