The power to attract bullets

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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the power to be powerless

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!