The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!