The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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the power of being republican

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power of missing a finger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!