The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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A good Kisser

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The ability to to remove any organs.

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The power to slightly moisten objects.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!