The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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Being Aquaman

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to piss people off.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The ability to speak braille.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!