The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to shit delicious food.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

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Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to be alone

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the power to animate condiments

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to crap without pissing.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!