the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to be black.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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Black power

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!