The power to see girls naked butt only when they are dead for over three weeks

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power find anything on Google. Except Love.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to extend the length of commercial when your going to the bathroom

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The power to moonwalk, but only on the moon

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to die and then come back in the center of the Sun.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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sdrawkcab epyt ot rewep eht

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!