The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to temporarily become mentally retarded.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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to do nothing

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!