The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to smell like feet

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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Being only half invisible.

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the power to be super ugly

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!