The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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the power to poop pee

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the power of shitting bricks

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to write about power.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to change water into seltzer.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!