Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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power to eat through your but

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!