the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The ability to turn on your computer with your mind,but only if you're 2 inches away from the button.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!