The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the ability to levitate

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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ability to find good woman drivers

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The power to die

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The power to be socially retarded.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!