The power to rotten food.

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THe power too spel.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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power to fart through your mouth

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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the power to lick your own tongue

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power of throwing back grenades

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the power to shit bicks

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to attract bullets

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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the power to be powerless

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!