The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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boo

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to walk halfway through a wall.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!