The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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the power to change people socks on command

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The Power to fart glitter

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to be called justin bieber

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!