The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to always be the third in the slowest supermarket lines.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to convert Dr. Pepper into Mr. Pibb.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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the power to be super ugly

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to know where the beef is

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to pee laser that only is meant for pointing.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!