The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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the power to make yourself invisible, except for your left arm

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The power to kill you self.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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the ability to be a three year old with a mustache

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to be 13% bullet proof.

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The power to start time.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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The power to have no powers.

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!