The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The ability to breath outside the water

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to change to an appropriate accent when you go to different countries.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to see the past.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!