The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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Grow a new beard every day

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!