The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to be normal and average

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to tolerate rap music.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!