The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to extend the length of commercial when your going to the bathroom

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to turn gold into silver.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!